The Cure For The Common Cold...

I, Cate the Great, have found the cure to the common cold. Is it a new rapid weight loss pill that's available for just fifteen installments of just $19.99? No. And it doesn't cure the common cold, it just helps your body stop coughing almost instantly. What is it? I'm not going to share it with you so you can beat me to the money. Just kidding. Need to stop coughing fast? Try breaking or cracking a rib. I guarantee your body will help you get your coughing under control asap. Ow! Too much pain for you? Suck it up, because if I have to live with it then you do too...or at least listen to me whine about how much it now hurts to cough. Oh, did I forget to mention how I injured my iron rib cage? I coughed. A. Lot.







This was my favorite result from the image search today. It's the perfect stocking stuffer for me from anyone that knows me.