Learnin' the Blues

Striving to become the best at dry wit, sarcasm, irony, and random thoughts and rants. Stick around, I might be funny some day.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Restaurant Design

The past few times we've been out to eat, I've meant to mention my plans for restaurant design. My place will defintely be designed for fun, including (but not limited to) video games that don't cost $10.00, a grown-up ball pit and moonwalk, along with lots of booze and maybe go-go chicks or something. But if I should decide to let children into the dining wing, there will be a soundproof room for families. If you don't like it, don't bring them. There's no reason the rest of my customers should pay good money for a fun time and instead recieve a royal headache from your screaming brats. If my brother and I had acted they way children do now, we'd have been locked in the basement until we were submissive enough to be taken to Showbiz Pizza (pre-chuck e. cheese era) and not even ask to use the free token we got at the door. I just think adults should have as much fun as kids and not have to deal with rude children. I'm not cynical enough (yet) to realize there are good children out there and I still love to play with kids. But for some reason, every place that costs me money only allows screaming, tantrum-throwing, or attitude-ridden children, tweens, and teens in. That is all.

1 Comments:

At 11/15/2005 10:35 PM, Blogger :phil: said...

Not ready for kids yet I see. I do agree that kids should behave in restaurants. Our's are pretty good. You don't know pain until you've gone to a few Chuckie Cheese parties. It's like a Go-Go bar for kids

 

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